IF??

Things that may be true if only you believe..

• Your friends all know each other.
• All the cats in the world are really dogs and vice versa.
• Your mother is your mother.
• Your hair combs itself, but is very introverted about it.
• The dust bunnies under your bed get organized.
• The end is in the middle.
• Bad feelings is really the name of a sailboat and visits you often but harbors elsewhere.
• the grinch is a crusty smile
• A talisman is a guy in an bunny suit
• Where have all the followers gone?  Lunge trying to grease them.
• This all makes perfect change.
• Delete is a club for single lutes.
• Prosper your phones and drug your dialogue
• Hell is the only place under is over.
• Music makes the beast a peaceful pup who looks for someone to dance with.